You’re feeling a bit of a nudge toward the fossil brigade in your family, aren’t ya? It’s like you’ve suddenly discovered telepathy with Great Aunt Agnes and you’re two steps away from holding seances in the sitting room. You’re itching to dig up every skeleton in your ancestral closet, aren’t you? Like a terrier on the trail of the family hamster. Oh, the scandals you’ll unearth, the skeletons you’ll rattle! Like a proper episode of EastEnders but with more dentures and less hair. Your Lucky Phrase: “Fortune favours the bold, and the bald, it seems.” Now, don’t you go using this as an excuse to shave your head, mate!

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