You’re still playing eternal tug-of-war with your loony family, ain’t ya? Playing hardball with them is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Keep your knickers on and eventually, they might start seeing things from your side of the fishbowl. Apply a bit of the old soft soap, it’ll do wonders in making you seem less of a plonker. Lucky charm for the day: Let’s just adore and endure the rubber duck. Trust me, it’s more affable than your family. Remember, it’s you and the duck against the world.

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