The unbridled glee others are chucking your way for your cockamamie ideas is gonna give you such a boost, you’ll be bouncing higher than a kangaroo on a trampoline. You’re about to dust off an old chum and low and behold, you two will be getting into some weird and wonderful moneymaking shenanigans. Crikey, your professional dealings are so chock-full of trust and honesty, it’s like Mother Teresa’s opened a bloody office block. Now, your lucky colour for the day is ‘shocking pink’. Don’t be surprised if you end up looking like a flamingo that’s had a run in with a paint factory. And remember, just because it’s your lucky colour, doesn’t mean it’s everyone else’s.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!