It feels like some cheeky bugger’s playing hide and seek with the facts, innit? Now, don’t you go flashing your sceptical eyebrow, Sherlock. More than likely, the pickle you’re in is so utterly bonkers, finding facts is like looking for a vegan at a sausage sizzle. Some pal of yours might chirp up with a bit of advice, if you stop nattering long enough to listen. And lo and behold, it’ll be spot-on, like a dart in a bullseye. Who’d have thunk it? Now, here’s a cheeky bit for ya – your lucky colour is elephant grey. That’s right, the colour of our dear old Queen’s knickers. Gives a whole new meaning to ‘keeping it regal,’ eh?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!