There’s a right corker of news on the horizon, and it’s likely to be about your daily grind. So get your knickers in a twist, put down your tea and scones, and pay attention! Not only that, you’re about to get a right jolt up your creative jacksy that’ll inspire you and your motley crew of misfits to do something so barmy, it’ll have the queen choking on her crumpets. Now, don’t forget this, your lucky phrase is “Keep your wig on!”. Might seem a bit daft, but you’ll thank me when you’re in a tight spot and need to remind yourself to keep calm, carry on, and possibly hide your rapidly balding head. It’s a right giggle, innit?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!