It ain’t always a doddle to gush your gobbledygook without a care, is it? If you’re toiling for some bigwig outfit or a mysterious muppet that pays your bills, zipping it is bloody crucial. You might fancy tossing your social media into the bin or morphing into some secretive alter ego. Perhaps, it’d be a corker of an idea to trim your chatty circle too. And now for your lucky charm: a pseudonym. Call yourself ‘Bobby Dazzler’ or ‘Fanny Flutters’ for all I care. In fact, it might just be your ticket out of sticky situations. Plus, it’s a right laugh at parties.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!