You’ve been about as proactive in the dating game as a wet lettuce leaf, haven’t you? Your love life’s had less action than a Channel 5 afternoon movie. It’s high time you nipped that timid twaddle in the bud, mate. You’ve been more scared of making the first move than a constipated chess player. But here’s a newsflash for you, love: if you want to get anywhere in the world of romance, you’ve got to be willing to roll the dice once in a while, even if you do risk landing on ‘Go To Jail’. Lucky charm: A horseshoe. Not only will it bring you luck, it’s also a handy weapon if your new romantic endeavour turns out to be a total donkey. Remember, darling: Fortune favours the bold. So stop faffing about and take a blooming chance, will you?

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