Blimey, gobsmacking revelations in your humble abode are about to make you rethink your digs. You may decide to give your gaff a bit of a spruce up in the New Year, or maybe pack up your troubles and trot off to a new postcode. That ghastly wallpaper pattern you once thought was as appealing as a fart in a spacesuit could suddenly catch your eye. Your lucky item: a paintbrush. Because sometimes, the only way to deal with life’s mess is to paint over it. Slap a bit of colour on those walls, love, who knows? You might even hide the crime scene!

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