Blimey, it seems like you’re about to host the Eastenders Christmas special at your gaff! A wedding, a new bambino, or maybe just that freeloading cousin thinking they can turn your sofa into their new digs. With all this brouhaha, you’re going to feel like the Queen Mum herself, all puffed up with responsibility and pride, just don’t let it go to your head, love. Your lucky charm this time ’round is a wooden spoon. Why? Because with all that’s going on, you’re going to need to stir up some trouble to keep things spicy. And remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then it’s a free for all!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!