If you’re not too busy picking your nose and scratching your arse, you might just have a chance to sort out those never-ending squabbles about dosh, politics and God knows what else. Try to wrap your thick skull around where the other poor sod is coming from. It’s a tough old job getting near you, let alone having a natter about the problem in a way that doesn’t make them want to stick pins in their eyes. So, show some common decency and let them know you’re all ears, even if you’d rather be down the pub. Your lucky charm is a horseshoe this week, but knowing your luck, it’ll probably be attached to a bloody horse. Try not to trip over it.

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