Your noggin’s brimming over with ideas more inventive than a cockney’s rhyming slang, mate. Don’t you dare chuck ’em all down the loo, you daft git. Ever thought about churning out a book, script or podcast, maybe? Like a proper intellectual, y’know. Focus on something you’re not utterly rubbish at and dive into it like a chubby kid at the chippy. You’ll have a crowd eating out of your hand, lapping up your wisdom like it’s last orders at the pub. Your lucky phrase for the day is “Bob’s your uncle”. Use it in a sentence and you’ll be the cat’s whiskers. Mind you, don’t go thinking it’ll make you any less of a muppet.

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