Well, your plan was to sprinkle a bit of festive joy but that’s about as easy as knitting fog when you’re fretting over a dodgy relationship. Is it time to switch gears, love? Don’t let some navel-gazing mate or kin nick your jolliness. Instead, focus on getting absolutely sloshed on the holiday spirits, and don’t let any party-pooper make your Christmas bash a damp squib. Your lucky charm this week is a set of mistletoe underwear. Trust me, it’s the only way to ensure a snog at the office party. Just remember, it’s not HR-approved!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!