THAT OLD SONG

Remember that old song, “It’s a tropical heatwave, the temperature’s rising it isn’t surprising, she certainly can, Can Can.” Well, perhaps Lisa Rinna cannot exactly Can Can but she does a good job when it comes to “Dancing with the Stars” and she shone in her role as Roxie Hart in “Chicago”; in fact, her career would cause many “wannabes” to turn green with envy,

Some might say, “It’s that face!” Yes, her face might “launch a thousand ships”, cos it is the face of a looker born with her Sun in Cancer and Moon In Pisces. Big lips, she has admitted to utilizing Botox and fillers, short cut hair, tanned slim limbs and often leopard-print clad, she has sustained the same look for decades. Put it down to good genes. She said, “My mom, from the time I was born until now at 93, pretty much looks the same,” Same or not, we will let you into a secret; Rina’s temperature can indeed rise along with her emotions. Mercury in Cancer ensures she does not do “logic” she does “feeling”, you see. Everything in Lina’s life is instinctual, this would explain why she is somewhat psychic; picking up on others’ sensitivities makes her a fab thespian. So, when it comes to Lisa the Rina, you can stuff the Kardashians; her pretend skills and Piscean glamour are far classier. In fact, her quotes in “Real Housewives” have gone viral; phrases like “Own It” and “There goes our fricking Storyline” definitely helped her stand tall on the Red Carpet!

Like every famous person, she has had her share of annoyance. This year, 2022, fans claim she needs to “get over herself” and her looks obsessions. Lisa Rinna is not bothered; it only adds fuel to her flame. She knows where her show biz character begins and she ends. And she always will.

Those who know her might say she is content when she can throw off her show biz gear, get into her PJs and invite her faithful friends around for gossip, friends she would help with all her might, should they be in trouble. She loves and cares for people. Her fashion collaboration with Goldsheep Retailers ensured that the proceeds went to the Trevor Project, which provides crisis intervention and suicide prevention services to LGBTQ youth. Yet, when it is time to party, upbeat, out-there Venus energies ensure domestic duties are out the window; the Goddess of Love will always help her balance things out in the end, though. Venus is her Astro guardian, ensuring an adoring family, a stunning living environment and financial abundance “A Gogo”.

Of course, being an “out there” lady, she loves to show off. So, when Prisca Vera Frachetti, the Rome-born designer, launched her latest hottie creations, Lina was ready to rock, pretending she was not the villain of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”. Mesmerizing anyone who could breathe, she showed off her gorgeous body in a stunning long white dress and raised her glass of tequila to the universe and hubby, popular actor Harry Hamlin who told People Magazine that the secret to his and Rinna’s long and happy marriage is “being diametrically opposite. I like going up to the mountains, and her idea of camping is anything below the 10th floor of the Four Seasons.”.

WHAT LIES BENEATH

Perhaps the question is does anything challenging lie under the skin of this gorgeous actress whose career has more than touched the stars? After all, she won four Emmy nominations for “Outstanding Talk Show Host” and she has written three books, “Starlit”: “The Big, Fun Sexy Sex Book”, with “Rinnavation” making the New York Times best-seller list. What she might hide from curious friends and fans is her fascination with the human race; she wants to understand what lies beneath; the dark side intrigues her. But when it comes to revealing herself, she will only divulge the fitness secrets that cause her gorgeous, middle-aged bikini body to look so hot. She would never tell you she nurtures dreams far too involved to share. She is unlikely to tell you anything. Get into Linna’s bad books, and you will not know you are done until she refuses to answer your phone calls.

The truth of the matter is that Linna is a humanitarian. Saturn in Aquarius proves it. She is a natural leader, a charismatic “get happy” lady who is gorgeous to look at, and according to Harry Hamlin, gorgeous to be with.