We love some celebs, but find others odious. So what makes us dislike folks who entertain us, stars who are so gifted they even win the Oscars? What would we really want to say to them, what if we had a totally free reign and could finally let rip? Would we go on some mean, disparaging, hateful rant?

Catherine Heigl Rant

Catherine Heigl, we love your blonde looks, the fact you shone on Grey’s Anatomy, and look great on the red carpet, but we don’t like your panning of Grey’s Anatomy script writers, and the fact that you wax on lyrical about how your last movie was sexist notwithstanding the fact you raked in super big bucks for it. We even resent how you act all sweet and “blonde!” with your abandoned dogs in tow just to prove that now you are nice! Daaah!

John Mayer Rant

John Mayer you are a handsome dood, and your music is great to listen to, but we don’t like the way you kiss and tell, chatting about your prowess in the bedroom, and how you can satisfy any woman on this earth, especially Taylor Swift, Jennifer Anniston and Jessica Simpson who are far more beautiful than you are and deserve far better.

Jennifer Lopez Rant

Jennifer Lopez we love the fact that you dance like a goddess, and are a looker, but we do not like your show off “I am the only one who is worth anything in Hollywood!” style. Okay, you are one of the most powerful movers and shakers in Tinsel Town so how come you continue to act in mediocre movies? Would you mind telling us why when you get a minute?

The Kristen Stewart Rant

Kristen Stewart we liked your role in Twilight, and you are rather cute, but we do not dig the way you talk vapid, act weird, and moan on and on about how much you loathe being a celebrity earning all those big bucks, and getting all the best tables at restaurants. Grrrrr!

Gwyneth Paltrow Rant

Oh Gosh, Award Winning, Oscar Gusher, Gwyneth Paltrow you are so darned perfect. You might be a beautiful blonde, ever so ecofriendly and health conscious but we hate the way you act like you are the best actress in Hollywood when these days you can’t act your way out of a paper bag! Perhaps that entire health conscious blurb needs to be a tad lower key too!

Madonna Rant

Madonna we certainly appreciate your pop princess status, but we are sick to death of your Kabballah fixation. Hundreds, if not thousands of people are Kabballah devotees even Michael Caine knows that. So how come they don’t show off about their charity work, and walk around town in porn style leather get ups to prove they are young when they are hitting sixty. Yawn

Justin Beiber Rant

Justin Beiber we like you because you are Justin Bieber but we also hate you for the same reason!

Russell Crowe Rant

Russell Crowe we liked you when you were a young, slim actor, after all you won an Oscar, and looked hot in the Gladiator, but we can’t stand the way you act all goody two shoes these days, trying to pretend you don’t have a terrible temper, when you are still known for beating up faces you don’t dig.

Kris Jenner Rant

Kris Jenner, we like you because you entertain us with your Kardashian Klan, but we sick to death with your pushy show biz mother attitude. Do you not realise you shamed your own daughter when you leaked her sex tape?

So who do we like? Perhaps old style Hollywood honies like Cary Grant and Merle Oberon. Hey. there is nothing wrong about being old fashioned and having great taste in celebs?