Make sure you’re guarding your own patch, mate, regardless of what’s going on around you. You might need to pop round to a lawyer’s office if things get a bit sticky. The moment those sneaky so-and-so’s see that you’re not one to be trifled with, they’ll back off faster than a seagull from a hot chip. Then, you can reclaim what’s rightfully yours with a smug grin. Lucky tip for you: Always carry a biro pen with you, it’s your lucky charm! You never know when you’ll need to sign a game-changing contract or, you know, doodle during a boring meeting.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!