Blimey, you might be left a tad bamboozled by someone’s blunt words today. It seems like a mate or your flatmate’s been trying to don a bit of a puppet master act. You’re usually rather chuffed with your practical abilities, but today, you’re feeling a bit like a bull in a china shop. Plus, there’s a nagging sensation that you’ve been seeing things through beer goggles without the fun part. P.S. Your lucky charm today is a pair of red socks! Who said you can’t find luck in the laundry pile?

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