Blimey, it seems a bit of a pickle is brewing with your dear mate. You’re in two minds about how to tackle it top-notch without causing them any more grief. Your perspectives seem as different as chalk and cheese right now. But hang on, sometimes you’ve got to put your own wellies on first, right? For a bit of luck, try sporting a green tie today. They say it’s the colour of luck, but if it’s not your style, just tell people it’s for a bet. A bit of a giggle, innit?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!