Your mind’s eye is in overdrive, lad, dreaming up all sorts of far-out possibilities. Just be a bit wary about getting caught up in any barmy business schemes, alright? You’ll have folks egging you on to take a flyer, but these very same people might do a vanishing act when the chips are down. Lucky phrase for you: Keep calm and carry on! There’s a right giggle, that one. It’s as quintessentially British as a cup of tea and a scone, and just as comforting when the going gets tough.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!