Your gaff and the fam are taking the limelight, mate. You’re in a right pickle, stuck between your noggin and your ticker, especially when both are playing a blinder. What’s the real McCoy: peace or the dog’s bollocks? A bit of the old routine will help you keep your pecker up. Spending some quality time with your nearest and dearest ought to help you see the funny side of things. Now for your lucky charm: the humble teapot. Yes, you heard it right. The next time you’re in a bind, brew a pot of your favourite tea. It’s not only a great excuse to take a breather, but you might also find that the answer to your problems is at the bottom of your cup. Just remember, though, don’t mistake the tea leaves for a crystal ball!

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