Blimey, life’s not going to be a piece of cake, but don’t let those who thrive on brewing a kerfuffle gobble up too much of your time and oomph. You can’t fathom why you should allow tittle-tattle and envy to nick your focus when you’re keen as mustard to buckle down on your duties. Lucky charm: A cup of tea. It’s proven to solve 99% of all British problems – or at least, that’s what we like to believe!

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