Righto, mate! Now’s not the time to play fast and loose. That surefire scheme you’re eyeing up? Might not be all it’s cracked up to be. There’s a fibber in your midst, so be on your guard. As for your dosh, best to pop it in the bank and let it grow quietly, bit by bit. Now, onto matters of the heart. Your darling’s got some secrets, ones that are causing a bit of a kerfuffle in your relationship. As for your lucky charm, it’s a shiny penny! Remember, mate, find a penny, pick it up, all day long you’ll have good luck! Unless it’s heads down, then maybe leave it be, eh? We don’t want to tempt fate too much.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!