Listen up, sunshine! You’re going to feel as frisky as a ferret in a trouser leg, bursting with enough vim and vigour to power a double-decker bus up the Shard. You’ve got ideas bubbling in your noggin, like a stew left on the hob too long, and now’s the time to give them a good stir. You’re going to get more done than a nosy neighbour at a peep show. Then, when the sun’s doing a runner and the day’s as done as a three-day-old kipper, sit your arse down and have a good old chinwag with yourself. Time to fiddle with your values and priorities like a bored teenager with a Rubik’s cube. Who knows? You might end up making more progress than a sloth on roller-skates. And here’s a bit of good luck for you: Your lucky number is 7, which is also the number of gin and tonics it’ll likely take before that bloke at the pub starts looking like Brad Pitt. Good luck with that, you brave soul.

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