Blimey! Even if it means chucking your plans into the bin at the last tick-tock of the bloody clock, you’re willing to sweat your bollocks off for your kin, aren’t ya? You might have to put aside your pint and your footie match to babysit your niece or nephew. Without your saintly interference, the poor lambs might actually have to fend for themselves! The horror! And as for your lucky charm – it’s a golden horseshoe. Not because it’ll bring you luck, but you’ll need something hefty to whack some sense into your bloody relatives!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!