Blimey, love! Take a gander at your wallet before you chuck it at some fancy pants trinket you don’t need. The lure of that swanky purchase is as tempting as a pint on a hot day, but think about how your purse will look after – emptier than a politician’s promises! Guard your dosh like a bulldog with a bone. Take a breather and slosh some tea down your gullet before making any decisions that matter. Your lucky phrase for today? “Penny saved is a penny earned”, darling. Though, if you ask me, it sounds more like “Penny saved is a penny away from a proper good time!”

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!