Blimey, your family bonds are getting better, which is a bloody miracle! That’s more than I can say for your work gaff. It’s as if your bosses and workmates have all been hit with the daft stick. They couldn’t understand a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ if it smacked ’em in the face. Best keep your trap shut and stay in the shadows. Chit-chats could quickly turn into a right old barney. And also, prepare for a shocker: one of your workmates is about to act completely off their trolley. Now, listen up, your lucky skill for the day is dodging flying toasters. Yes, you heard me right. It might sound bonkers, but with the way things are going at work, you never know when a kitchen appliance might take flight. So, keep your wits about you and remember: a dodged toaster a day keeps the doctor away! Or at the very least, it keeps you from having an “interesting” conversation with the accident insurance bloke.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!