Blimey mate, you’ve been nipping at the grindstone like a beaver on speed and your bosses are finally pulling their heads out their arses to notice. Been flapping your gums a lot lately, have you? It’s a good thing because they’re sizing you up for some future shenanigans. If you can keep up the charm and not look like a muppet, you might just land yourself a spanking new gig or a juicy promotion. Lucky charm: A horseshoe. But for God sake, don’t go nicking one off a horse, it’s not like they’ve got spares lying around!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!