Oi, what’s been feeding that spiritual belly of yours lately, mate? Found yourself a bit lost from those lofty dreams you once scribbled down on a beer mat? Has that big ambition of yours become as exciting as watching paint dry on a wet Tuesday in Skegness? Look, no rush to sort this cobblers out, mate. Instead, why not just live a bit, savour those drunken chats with your pals and grab every chance to have a wild night out like it’s a last pint at closing time. And speaking of pints, your lucky item this week is a pint glass. Keep it close, and who knows? It might just be brimming with the meaning of life, or at worst, a decent bitter.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!