Crikey, you’ll find yourself in a bit of a pickle this morning, guvnor. Some oddball event will have you scratching your head, questioning whether you’ve been running your work and family life with the efficiency of a Swiss watch or more like a three-legged donkey in a marathon. Look here, mate, just remember, balance is key. You don’t want your career to cock up your personal life as if it’s some sort of home-wrecking tart. Equally, you can’t let your loved ones act like a bunch of rowdy football hooligans disrupting your professional life, can you? Here’s a bit of a lucky phrase for you: “Fortune favours the bold…but the smart ones keep a good lawyer on speed dial.” Keep it handy, and when in doubt, remember, a good lawyer can be sexier than a new pair of knickers.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!