Oi, you lovely peacock! Looks like someone’s got their googly eyes firmly planted on you. Time to slip off to your private love shack, a perfect spot to focus on each other’s… erm, ‘needs’. Trust your gut instincts to fathom your partner’s cravings. You should be about as sharp as a sack full of wet mice when it comes to picking up on their desires. Lucky charm for the day – the humble tea bag. The perfect item to remind you that sometimes, like a good cuppa, things need time to brew before they’re perfect. And remember, it�s always better to be a bit soggy and full of flavour than dry and bland.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!