Blimey, look out for a curveball lobbed your way that’s bound to rope you into some kind of group faff. You’ve got a right slog ahead, mate, but somehow this cockamamie scheme gives you that warm, fuzzy feeling of not completely wasting your life. You’re buzzing like a cheap neon sign and can’t wait to get your mitts dirty with some DIY nonsense. Should be a laugh, right? Your lucky charm today is a broken umbrella. Why? Because even when things go tits-up, you can always say it’s a fancy sun parasol. Now, isn’t that a lucky excuse?

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