Blimey, love, you’ve been hogging the spotlight like a fat boy at an all-you-can-eat buffet! Your other half’s feeling as neglected as a salad at a barbecue. How about you step off the stage for a bit, eh? Next time you’re out, try not to be the centre of attention, you’re not the Queen’s corgi, after all. Why don’t you organise a bit of a do, something romantic like? Set up a bit of grub by candlelight, get a bit saucy with your partner – they’ll love it, the dirty sods. Watch as your relationship problems start to disappear faster than a politician’s promises after an election. And for a bit of a giggle, your lucky item is a pair of knickers. Not yours, mind you, someone else’s. Just remember, like your ego, keep them in check – no one likes a show-off!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!