Your chum is practically salivating at the thought of you sorting out their shambolic soiree. If you’re imagining you’ll need to ditch your work or social commitments for this nonsense, you might want to reconsider. It’s about as justifiable as a vegan at a butcher’s convention. Evading the storm of frustration and the ceaseless nagging of others, who are as irksome as a mosquito in your knickers, will be as easy as finding a decent cup of coffee in America. And here’s a bit of luck for you: your lucky charm is a garlic clove. Yes, you heard it right, a garlic clove! Not only will it keep away those pesky vampires, but it’s also sure to keep your mate at bay with their ridiculous party demands.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!