Well, duckie, here’s the tea: If you’re thinking of going all lone wolf, I reckon you’d have more luck finding a vegan at a butcher’s shop. It’s about time you got that ego of yours a leash and collar, love. You’ve got all the charm of a bulldog chewing a wasp, but hey, at least you can talk a good game. Now, your partner – that’s where the real talent lies. So, put your pride in your pocket, let them do the heavy lifting, and for heaven’s sake, don’t get in their way! As for your lucky charm, it’s a spoon – why? Because every time you open your mouth, you put your foot in it, so at least this way, you’ll have something to stir your tea with. And remember, you can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.

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