Blimey, are you letting your noggin inflate your conundrums or are you just having a whinge about life being as thrilling as watching paint dry? The predicaments you’re having to deal with now are going to need you to grow a pair and exhibit a bit of the ol’ stiff upper lip. Instead of moaning like a toddler who’s just dropped their ice-cream, try looking at these surprise curveballs like they’re a bit of cheeky banter. Find the silver lining, even if it’s as thin as your patience with my advice. Lucky charm for you: a horseshoe. But remember, it’s only lucky if it’s the right way up. Otherwise, it’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!