Right, you lot, listen up. Your sixth sense is having a right knees-up, so let it take the wheel. Go ahead, be as spontaneous as a streaker at a cricket match. You might just find yourself making a decision quicker than a chav in a tracksuit shop, and it’ll be as refreshing as a pint of lager after a long day’s graft. Fed up of your daily grind? It’s as dull as dishwater, innit? Well, chook, consider going on a jolly. It’s not just encouraged, it’s bloody mandatory. And ooh, here’s a bit of gossip for you. Your mate, the one who’s always throwing shindigs, they’re trying to set you up. They reckon they’ve got a right good sort for you, a proper artist. You know, the kind who can probably draw a stickman better than you can. Cheeky sods. And for your lucky charm: try carrying a teabag around. You never know when you’ll be in dire need of a cuppa. Or when you need to chuck it in the face of someone who’s getting on your wick. Remember, a teabag a day keeps the twits at bay.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!