Listen up, darling. You’ve got a bloody chance to become a bloody Picasso, thanks to your peculiar ability to make a splotch look like a masterpiece. So, grab those paintbrushes and show the world how to make a pig’s ear look like a silk purse. With a bit of luck, you’ll be flogging your pieces faster than hot cakes at a weight watchers meeting. Remember, dear, you’re not just selling art, you’re selling a dream. And if you’re lucky, you’ll turn that dream into cold hard cash. For a bonus, your lucky colour is green. But don’t get too excited, I’m not talking about money. I’m talking about mould. If you spot any green mould in your house, take it as a sign. You’re not neglecting your cleaning duties, darling, you’re cultivating your artistic inspiration.

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