Alright love, brace yerself for this cheeky little star whisper: New fangled ideas are getting a proper grilling. Whipping up plans on the fly will be more fun than a night at the bingo with your nan. Trust your gut love, it’s more reliable than an old banger on a cold morning. Your flatmate, bless ’em, will chime in with advice so good, you’d think they nicked it straight from an agony aunt column. Meanwhile, your nosey neighbour is in a right pickle, needing a hand with some mundane task. You, the saint that you are, are putting their needs above yours, a bit like a sober friend at a hen do. But you won’t give a monkey’s, you loveable mug. Lucky tip for you: Always carry a fake moustache, never know when you’ll need a quick disguise or a tickler that’ll make the Queen blush.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!