Treat even the daftest schemes like a pair of Primark knickers – flexible and ready for anything. This way, when life chucks a wobbly, you’ll be prepared. While you’re at it, give your current life plans a glance-over. Are they really worth it, or are they as pointless as a chocolate teapot? Now, for your lucky charm: It’s a rubber duck, you lucky devil. Why? Well, it floats. Just like your plans, it’ll bob along, making a splash. Embrace the duck, my friend, embrace it.

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