You’re praying for today to be less of a dog’s dinner than yesterday. If life’s still throwing you more curveballs than a drunk cricket player, how about shelving some of those tedious chores for later? Or better yet, dump them on someone else. Try to pencil in a chinwag with a mate who’s always up for a laugh. You’re in desperate need of a pick-me-up, love, and I’m not just talking about your gravity-defying undergarments. And here’s your lucky charm: a three-legged frog. Not sure how it’ll help, but at least you’ll have something to blame when things go pear-shaped again. Plus, it’s one bloody funny conversation starter, ain’t it?

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