Blimey, you’re feeling as charitable as a posh bird at a car boot sale, which is a darn sight more than we can say about your gaffer or that numpty you’re stuck working with. Keep on playing Mother Teresa, even if they’re treating you about as well as a football hooligan at a yoga retreat. Some poor sod at the office will be chuffed to bits with your care and understanding. Your lucky charm, darling, is a pot of Earl Grey. Yes, you heard it right, a proper brew! God knows you’ll need it to keep your cool while dealing with the plonkers around you. A little tip: a dash of milk to soften the bitterness – just like how you handle your boss, eh?

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