Oi, you chatterbox, today you’re gonna be smoother than a greased up weasel! But remember, you’ve got to be as flexible as a double-jointed gymnast if you want to find common ground with those old fossils in your family. There might be a mate who’s as chuffed about your choices as a flea in a nudist colony. Still, all in all it’s a cracking day for a bit of chinwag, kicking about the football, legging it around the country, and acting the fool with the ankle-biters. And here’s a bit of wisdom for you: “The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” So, don’t be so quick to jump in, sometimes waiting pays off. Now, ain’t that a right lucky escape for the procrastinators among us?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!