Listen love, zip it on the work chit-chat, alright? There are a bunch of old codgers around you, stubborn as a mule and they’d sooner eat their own shoes than heed any sense you’re trying to throw their way. Even if you’re holding the argument equivalent of a royal flush, they’d still rather stick their heads in the sand. So, when it comes to sharing your thoughts, steer clear of the squabbles, unless you fancy a royal rumble over the photocopier! Now for your lucky charm, it’s a pair of lacy knickers. Don’t look at me like that! When you’re stuck between a rock and a hard place, those frilly bits of fabric might be just the ticket to slide your way out. Remember, it’s not indecent exposure if it’s for good luck, darling!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!