Listen up, love. You’ve got two choices: knuckle down to the daily grind or kick back and have a giggle. And we both know you’d rather eat a mouldy crumpet than put a shift in. But be warned, there’s only so many times you can play hooky before the boss starts to clock on. So, try not to be a complete muppet. Find a bit of a balance between putting your feet up and doing something useful for once. Now, as for your lucky charm, it’s a rubber duck. I know, it�s as useful as a chocolate teapot. But apparently, it�s meant to keep you afloat when you’re bobbing in the sea of life’s dodgy decisions. And just remember, the number 7 is your lucky number this week. Might be worth having a punt on the lottery, who knows, you could dodge another week of work. Now, wouldn’t that be a right old giggle?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!