Blimey, you’re going to be as subtle as a sledgehammer with your dosh dealings today. If you reckon anyone else’s mitts are too much in your money pot, you’ll be as stubborn as a mule in a mud pit. You’ll be more immovable than a sumo wrestler stuck in a lift and might as well have “My way or the highway” tattooed across your forehead. Your lucky charm for the day is a copper penny found heads up on the street, ’cause you’re going to need all the luck you can get if you think you can pull off being this bloody cheeky. Just remember, a penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny found is just bloody hilarious.

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