Blimey, your joint shenanigans are coming along just tickety-boo! But wouldn’t hurt to take a gander at your mates’ malarkey, would it? Some poor sod might be in need of a pat on the back and a “you’re not totally rubbish, mate”. Once they know they haven’t cocked it up royally, they’ll crack on without you hovering like a nagging mother-in-law. And here’s your cheeky bonus: Your lucky colour is puce. Who knew, right? It’s not just a revolting shade of vomit, it’s also your ticket to a day filled with less cock-ups! So, don’t be a muppet, wear something puce and brace yourself for a day less shambolic than usual.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!