Listen up, darling, if you find yourself in that frightfully dull position where you’re the one calling the shots for some group shenanigans, make sure you’re not as clueless as a royal without his corgi. Keep your peepers peeled on whatever the bloody hell everyone is up to. Make certain those poor sods you’re bossing around have a foggiest idea of what’s expected from them – not that they would, they’re as sharp as a bowling ball, those lot. If needs be, toss them a lifeline, or better yet, arrange for them to get a bit of a leg up, or a swift kick up the backside, whichever works faster. And your lucky charm for today? A well-used thesaurus. You’ll need it to keep up with all the fancy words they’re using these days. But remember, just like a bad wig, it can’t make you smart, it can only help you fake it.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!