Today, my dear, you’re going to be as social as a gossiping hairdresser on a caffeine high. Gather your clan and those bloody nosy neighbours for a good old nosh-up, and I don’t mean a bloody Weight Watchers meeting. It�s time to thicken those ties until they’re chunkier than a chav�s gold chain. Later on, get ready for a bit of rumpy pumpy with your other half. Just remember, it’s not a sprint, it’s a marathon. As for your lucky charm, it’s an eggplant. Don’t ask me why, maybe your evening will involve some saucy cooking or perhaps it’s just a suggestive vegetable. Either way, it’s your lucky item, so embrace it, love it and maybe even name it. But for God�s sake, don’t forget to wash it!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!