Blimey, brace yourself mate. You’ve got a fresh caper on your hands, and you’ll be teaming up with some mug you barely know from Adam. But, don’t get your knickers in a twist, once the wheels are in motion, you two will be as thick as thieves, tighter than a duck’s arse in water. Some old codger from your work, who’s been around the block more times than a London bus, is gonna toss you a nugget of wisdom on how to hit the bullseye on your goals. So, keep your mince pies open and your lug holes clear. Now, here’s your lucky charm, a three-legged frog. Sounds daft, doesn’t it? But, believe it or not, these little croakers are as lucky as a dog with two tails. If you’re feeling a bit iffy about it, just remember – it’s still luckier than a one-legged duck in a fox’s den. Keep it in your pocket and remember: it’s not a wart, it’s a wart charm!

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