Crikey, looks like you’re about to step in it mate! Some unforeseen cobblers are about to throw a spanner in your tea and crumpets routine, requiring a bit of the ol’ swift noggin usage on your part. A right bloody kerfuffle could’ve been dodged if your so-called mate or work chum owned up their cock-ups. But no, they�ve decided to play hide the sausage with the truth, and now everyone’s eyeballing you to clean up their shambolic mess. Your lucky phrase for the day? “Not my circus, not my monkeys.” Which is all well and good, until you realise you left your top hat and whip at the dry cleaners.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!