intact. And here’s your lucky charm: A rubber band. Useful for keeping your sanity in check or flinging at annoying relatives. It’s also a great metaphor for your patience today – elastic, but with a breaking point. And remember, losing a rubber band fight only hurts your dignity, but winning can hurt a lot more! Pisces (February20th-March20th) Alright, darling, here’s the tea: You’d best get your thinking cap on before popping off at the gob, especially when dealing with the bigwigs. Every now and then your lofty dreams are about as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit, and today’s one of those days. If you’re hoping to climb the greasy pole, you’ll need to work on your charm offensive, not just your offensive charm! Your lucky charm today is an old sock – not because it holds any mystical powers, but because if you can manage to find its pair, it’ll be a bloody miracle!

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